Kwentong Kengkay

Mayo 31, 2008

Brown Out

Kaninang hapunan.

Umulan.

Kumulog.

Kumidlat.

Nawalan ng kuryente.

Pero isang sekundo lang.

Brown out na bang matatawag yon? Ano pa nga ba.

Boring! Asar din para sa mga little kengkays.

Kwento ko kasi sa kanila sa Pinas.

Kapag brown out labasan lahat ng tao ng bahay. Labasan mga bata para mag laro.

Lahat may dalang pamaymay – tunay man o tinuping diyaryo o magazine. Lahat may sinding kandila.

Matanda o bata may sariling agenda sa buhay.

Chismisan. Tumbang preso. Tuksuhan. Patintero. Kulitan. Night and Day. Kwentuhan. Pepsi- 7up. Sumbungan. Taguan Pung. Kainan.

Di ba masaya kapag brown out sa atin? Piesta!

Pero kung isang sekundo lang, naman… di bale na lang!

Mayo 30, 2008

Maganda sa Pinas

Isang araw naghahanap ako ng magandang resort sa Pinas. Alam nyo yun, feeling ko kasi dapat na akong mag prepare para sa sunod na uwi namin sa Pinas sa 2010 e. Ang lapit na di ba, hahaha. Para namang kauuwi lang naming ngayong Pebrero-Marso, hmm :D

Sempre number wan ko ng tiningnan ang Davao. Kasi nga andun si Beng at feel na feel ko to follow the footsteps (hindi lang yung nahulog sya sa rapido) ni Reyna Elena. Parang ang sarap magtitili at maghalakhakan ba sa Davao.

Pero nabaling din ang pansin ko sa Bohol kasi parang feel ko ding lumipad sa walis tingting ba na tulad nito at nito. Kakainggit de vah?

Aba nung nag search ako sa bohol, eto ang tumambad sa akin; isang review na feel na feel ko sempre kasi super praises ang aking pagiging Pinoy.

Nevertheless, the attitude held by the people of the Philippines could contest the status given to Thailand as the ‘land of a thousand smiles’ in any given day, and I rarely felt there was anything the local people would not do to help if you ever needed to ask.

The scenery throughout our trip was consistently stunning, and I was not surprised to hear later that much of Vietnam as it appears in Hollywood is filmed in the Philippines. Nevertheless, the attitude held by the people of the Philippines could contest the status given to Thailand as the ‘land of a thousand smiles’ in any given day, and I rarely felt there was anything the local people would not do to help if you ever needed to ask.

The scenery throughout our trip was consistently stunning, and I was not surprised to hear later that much of Vietnam as it appears in Hollywood is filmed in the Philippines.

Kung gusto nyong mabasa ng buo, eto link.

Wala lang, pang-aliw lang. Minsan kasi kailangan ko din ng konting wake up call katulad ngayong medyo hindi maganda ang mga balita tungkol sa Pinas. Kailangan kong ma-alala ma maganda pa rin ang Pinas kahit ano pang masamang balita ang manggaling dito. It’s all in the mind :D And I believe, maganda talaga ang Pinas!

Mayo 29, 2008

The Magic of Sex

Filed under: Aruuuhh,Kwentong Kengkay,Palaway — kengkay @ 6:38 umaga
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Sa totoo lang, nung nabasa ko itong librong ito, nawala talaga ang magic ng sex, hehehehe.

Kung akalain mong bastos itong librong ito… nagkakamali ka. Kasi kahit neyked ang mga nakapiktyur dito, kasi nga ini-explain dito kung papano ang dapat mong gawin na magic, di ba?

So neyked nga si eba at adan pero hindi malaswa ang pagkakagawa nitong libro na ito. Kahit pa anong tiwarik ang gawin nila, kahit na anong hambalos nila sa isat isat.. keri na yon kasi maganda ang dating. Artistic sya as opposed to erotic and as very much opposed to slutty :)

Kung di man matuto e siguro dahil napako ka na lang sa pagbabasa. Itago mo minsan ang librong ito. Oo naman, hindi lang dahil sa kababasa dyan kundi sa practice make perfect; dyan ka magiging magaling na magikero.

Ayaw kong buksan at piktyuran ang loob at maka ma censor itong blog ni kengkay. Kung sino may gustong itanong, paki taas na lang ang kamay, hehehe.

Meron din ako ng 365 Ways to Make Love :D

At sabi  daw nila kung sino daw maraming kwento sa sex yun daw ang kulang, kasama din ba dun yung kapag maraming kang libro tungkul dun, huh!

Mayo 28, 2008

Asul na Halik

Filed under: Kaibigan,Paki Lang,Tinag-a — kengkay @ 4:23 umaga

Hinalikan ako ni magandang pusa

At eto ang tatak ng kanyang halik, isang tag :D

Ang tunay na nakasalo ng flying kiss ni pusae ang isang little kengkay at eto ang kanyang sagot ayon sa masalimuot na pag imbestiga ng kanyang nanay kengkay:
Wala syang paboritong lipstik, dahil LAHAT ng klase ng lipstik, at kahit na nga hindi sya para sa lips basta may kulay; e type na type mo nya talaga. Ayan at kulay blue ang lipstick nya dyan. Kuha yang piktyur na yan sa reception area ng Astoria Plaza Hotel sa Pinas, kung saan kami ay nag last minute shopping bago bumalik ng Oyropa. At sempre pa, muntik na kaming mag panic sa last minute shopping na yan dahil ang tagal mag mok ap ng bunsoy ko, arrrgh. O ayan ang kinalabasan ng kanyang beauty regime, heheheh. Hindi yan mana sa nanay nya kasi nanay nya e natural beauty ang pino-promote e am sure kay tita pusa :)

“Kissable” Tag Procedure:

1. Post a picture of yourself wearing your favorite colored lipstick.
2. Tag two or more bloggers.
3. And don’t forget to link the blogger who tagged you!

Mahahalikan ko sina lenggai, lilay, eyna, nanay belen at jovi kapag nakipagbussy-bussy sila sa tag na ito :D

Kaibigan

Filed under: Paki Lang — kengkay @ 4:22 umaga

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