Kwentong Kengkay

when it rains, bumabaha talaga. ayan at ni-tag naman ako ni limegemini. pero interesting naman sya kahit na ang haba haba haba haba haba haba haba…..

piliin daw ang mga nagawa ko na sa listahan sa pamamagitan ng pag-bold prints ng mga ito.

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink (mabuti lang tatlo lang kami, hahaha)

02. Swam with dolphins

03. Climbed a mountain

04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive

05. Been inside the Great Pyramid

06. Held a tarantula

07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone (huwag na itanong kung sino, basta hindi si kengkoy, hahaha)

08. Said “I love you” and meant it (sempre naman, praktisado na ako e, joks)

09. Hugged a tree

10. Bungee jumped

11. Visited Paris (libre lahat kasi nauto ko yung aking former bossing)

12. Watched a lightning storm at sea

13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise (bakit kanyo? kasi inabot na ng umaga sa gimik)

14. Seen the Northern Lights

15. Gone to a huge sports game (kahit na hindi ko kilala yung mga naglalaro at hindi ko alam yung rules ng handball)

16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa

17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables (meron kami nyan sa pinas at dito sa alemanya)

18. Touched an iceberg

19. Slept under the stars (kapag nagka-kamping gabi at kapag naglalamay sa pinas)

20. Changed a baby’s diaper (pero kadalasan si kengkoy gumagawa nyan)

21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon

22. Watched a meteor shower

23. Gotten Drunk on champagne (kahit nga isang bote lang ng beer e nalalasheng na ako)

24. Given more than you can afford to charity (sa mga pagkakataong feel na feel ko ang aking pagiging mother charity)

25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope

26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment

27. Had a food fight (kapag nagaani kami ng prutas sa hardin, masakit tamaan ng mansanas ha)

28. Bet on a winning horse

29. Asked out a stranger (at nanalo ako ng pera kasi nag-bet kami ng mga kaibigan ko e)


30. Had a snowball fight

31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can (kapag kaaway ko mga little kengkays)

32. Held a lamb

33. Seen a total eclipse (of the heart ba to?, hehe)

34. Ridden a roller coaster (huling sakay ko e yung sa Enchanted Kingdom pa)

35. Hit a home run

36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking (ginagawa ko to halos araw araw kapag sinusundo ko mga little kengkays)

37. Adopted an accent for an entire day (kunyari princess of burma ako)

38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment (parati)

39. Had two hard drives for your computer

40. Visited all 50 states (not yet but i have plans)

41. Taken care of someone who was drunk (sanay ako dyan)

42. Had amazing friends

43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country (halos gabi gabi nung asa thailand ako)

44. Watched whales

45. Stolen a sign (and restaurant menus )

46. Backpacked in Europe (hindi nga lang bitbit ang backpack kundi asa kotse)

47. Taken a road-trip

48. Gone rock climbing

49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach (huling ginawa namin yan sa dive solana sa batangas.)

50. Gone sky diving

51. Visited Ireland

52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love.

53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them (lalo na sa mga beer garden dito sa alemanya)

54. Visited Japan

55. Milked a cow (pero electric na yung pang milking)

56. Alphabetized your CDs

57. Pretended to be a superhero (ako si super nanay kengkay)

58. Sung karaoke (op kors)

59. Lounged around in bed all day (nakapajama pa talaga)

60. Played touch football

61. Gone scuba diving

62. Kissed in the rain

63. Played in the mud

64. Played in the rain

65. Gone to a drive-in theater

66. Visited the Great Wall of China

67. Started a business (special bola bola at siomai biz na biglang natiklop dahil wala ng tindera)

68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken (hay, love ko talaga si remington steele)

69. Toured ancient sites (halos araw araw nadadaan ko mga ancient sites and ancient faces, hehe)

70. Taken a martial arts class (judo pero tinigil ko rin)

71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight

72. Gotten married

73. Been in a movie

74. Crashed a party (uso naman to sa pinas, bitbit parati)

75. Gotten divorced

76. Gone without food for 5 days (sopas o nilagang mais, waaa)

77. Made cookies from scratch

78. Won first prize in a costume contest (nung grade school ako)

79. Ridden a gondola in Venice (naki-upo lang para sa pechurs kasi ang mahal e, hehe)

80. Gotten a tattoo (galing sa mga little kengkays)

81. Rafted the Snake River

82. Been on a television news program as an “expert” (as a voice over, ‘expert’ kunyari sa traffic situation nung nagtrabaho ako sa PNCC, haha)

83. Gotten flowers for no reason (sweet si kengkoy)

84. Performed on stage (kumanta, nagdrama, sumayaw, nag tumbling, nag host)

85. Been to Las Vegas

86. Recorded music (habang naggigitara ang pinsan ko ako naman ang kanyang singer — sa cassette recorder pa nun )

87. Eaten shark (Shark fin’s soup, sarap)

88. Kissed on the first date (sa noo)

89. Gone to Thailand (stayed there for a long time)

90. Bought a house (lupa pa lang)

91. Been in a combat zone

92. Buried one/both of your parents

93. Been on a cruise ship

94. Spoken more than one language fluently (tagalog, inglis, aleman, pasa thai)

95. Performed in Rocky Horror

96. Raised children

97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour (yung banda ng aking bro, hakot nya kami)

98. Passed out cold (at pagkatapos non e hindi na ako umulit, ang sama ng pakiramdam)

99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country (tuktuk in thailand)

100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over (kaya nga andito ako sa alemanya)

101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge

102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking with the windows open (kapag may nakakita at nakarinig mas masaya)

103. Had plastic surgery

104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived

105. Wrote articles for a large publication

106. Lost over 100 pounds

107. Held someone while they were having a flashback

108. Piloted an airplane

109. Touched a stingray

110. Broken someone’s heart (sa tingin ko lang, hehe)

111. Helped an animal give birth

112. Won money on a TV game show

113. Broken a bone

114. Gone on an African photo safari

115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears

116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol

117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

118. Ridden a horse

119. Had surgery (minor lang)

120. Had a snake as a pet

121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon

122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period (isa yan sa namimiss kong gawin)

123. Visited more foreign countries

124. Visited all 7 continents

125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days

126. Eaten kangaroo meat

127. Eaten sushi

128. Had your picture in the newspaper

129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about

130. Gone back to school

131. Parasailed (tried but failed)

132. Touched a cockroach

133. Eaten fried green tomatoes

134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey (assignment ko sya nung college)

135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read

136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (isda lang)

137. Skipped all your school reunions

138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language (nung bago pa lang ako dito sa alemanya kasi hindi marunong mag english ang mga in laws ko)

139. Been elected to public office

140. Written your own computer language

141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream

142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care

143. Built your own PC from parts

144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you

145. Had a booth at a street fair

146. Dyed your hair

147. Been a DJ

148. Shaved your head

149. Caused a car accident (kasi hindi pala marining ni opa yung sinisigaw ko sa kanya, ayun, bagsak yung dalawang old timer na BMW motorbikes, waaaa)

150. Saved someone’s life (in a deeper sense )

76 out of 150, yipeee

hay kakapagod!